Name: Amory
Age: 26
Occupation: Illustrator

Amory is the Comic's Artist. If Ben is the Devil on your shoulder, Amory is the Angel sitting adjacent. He's a little sensitinve and self-critical, but overall a huge dork. He tends to agree with Ben on pretty much everything, mainly out of fear for his own health. Non-photo blue pencils, cereal, and his pet monkey are his pride and joy, when he's not thinking about ninjas.
Name: Ben
Age: 27
Occupation: Designer

Webster's Dictionary inc. has a lifetime restraining order against Ben due to the fact that his picture appears under the listing for "cynic". He's a mild grade sociopath who enjoys long walks on the beach, mild sedatives, and trying to piss people off. The only thing more irritating than his know-it-all attitude is the fact that he's most often right.
Name: Checkeye
Age: 28
Occupation: Undertermined

Determined to prove that everything is better deep-fried and/or smothered in gravy, Checkeye is a walking talking library of information. A noticably gentle creature by heart, he didn't even have the heart to evict the family of Yugoslavian immigrants who have taken up residence in his beard. Mild OCD.

Name: Kristen
Age: 23
Occupation: Contract Killer

Kristen is a cheerful free spirit. She loves unicorns, pegasus, and any combination of the two, as well as her boyfriend, Amory. Although she has fits of extreme sarcasm, she's probably the only wholesome character in the whole bunch.
Name: Michelle
Age:27
Occupation: Photographer

Evil. What else is there to say? A lover of anything kitsche, Michelle enjoys making children cry, collecting lady shavers and blasphemy. She's also Ben's girlfriend and finds solice in slowly devouring his soul.
 Name: TBD
Age: 2
Occupation: Robot

While the comic is named for him, he really doesn't come in to play very often. Cursed with Tourette's syndrome, he was last seen wandering the streets of Amsterdam. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the authorities.
Name: Jason
Age: 30
Occupation: Pornographer

Being the oldest, Jason is the "wiseman" of the group, Rogue Robot's unofficial Guidance Counselor. He's a bubbling fountain of experience, and know-how. Well-known for extreme and unpredictable violence, he is also less known as Amory's big brother. Jason's weakness is Stuart- the malignant tumor in his brain.
Name: Matt
Age: 25
Occupation: Student

Is secretly Spiderman. Fact: He lives with his grandmother (But he calls her Aunt May). Fact: Has hairy palms for "climbing". Fact: Is in love with Mary Jane. Fact: His best friend is hairy (Get it? Harry = Hairy).
Name: Zane
Age: 24
Occupation: Anime Model

I'm tired of writing these damn bios. I'll do more later.
 Name: Reality
Age: Infinite
Occupation: Bringer of Pain

Reality has nothing to do with this comic. Seriously.